Look Out! You’re Dating A Witch.

Men, I have joined your club but only for today. Let’s share your experiences with our kind… You have this girl or girls(shame on you) that you are dating. Whether it’s one or many, I am sure you wish to marry one day and it is your hope that the phrase “happily ever after” will apply. However, do you think that the woman you are with will make a good life partner? Let’s talk about her.


1. If she quarrels with you daily over the smallest things, she throws tantrums and you have to soften up and cool her down, RUN. Partners solve issues by talking it out. If she cannot contain her anger and express her frustrations without keeping the neighbors at rest, she probably doesn’t respect you and she is a little baby witch.


2. Does your girl insist you have to play equal part in all chores around the house? Like, “Johnny, I washed utensils yesterday. Today is your duty. I am just tired of doing everything while you sit your ass on the couch all day.” Johnny go into exile! Just a minute please, I did not say you should sit your ass all day and I never said you must help her. If you are a responsible man, you will know that it’s good to help a woman when you can. You will also know that it is prohibited for a man to stay idle all day. Get out and find something to do. Otherwise, if you are just taking a rest and she’s screaming at you about chores… Get some anointing oil.
She gets jealous at every woman you talk to. Women are naturally jealous beings and I don’t blame us for that because we were created to love. Women are loyal beings and so they feel inadequate or threatened if a man seems to be more happy around another woman. However, there are some extremes to it. We once had a case where a woman killed her fiance’s dog because the two spent too much time together! If her jealousy is uncontainable, she beats up all your female friends and insists on screening your texts, prepare for your burial you may die tomorrow.

Image obtained from Business Mirror


3. She belittles you and disregards all your efforts. Men, I know you love being on top (literally). And it’s really embarrassing when a woman makes you feel stupid. Now imagine she’s naturally controlling then spice it up with the fact that she earns more than you. Bro, you’re a finished wife. Get yourself a wife to marry.

You wish to talk more about it? We can talk more about it. Email me at marionnjiru95@gmail.com and come with a dollar πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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39 thoughts on “Look Out! You’re Dating A Witch.

  1. ON WHY I AM DIVORCED, SINGLE AND WAITING, AFTER MANY DECADES, FOR MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART

    While Waiting; this is What I Do, I:

    ♀ Cook
    ♀ Clean
    ♀ Launder

    …the only thing I Cannot Do that a Lady does is Carry Children to Term; even then, Sadly, some Ladies ARE UnAble to Conceive let alone Carry Children to Term…so I Say let’s Cut OurSelves a Bit of Slack Here instead of Passively or Actively Aggressively Attacking Each Other ALL The Linear Time; what Say YOU!!! Please Speak Up I Can’t Hear What YOU!!! ARE Saying πŸ€” ?…

    …β™‘β™‘β™‘…

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      1. β™‘ Latest Varient
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…
        ON BEING SINGLE
        β™‘ SHE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, YELLING!!! AT ME, BLAMING ME AND THEN I TELL HER TO “FUCK OFF!!” then We Break Up; because it’s OK for HER!!! to YELL!!! at Me but NOT!!! The Other Way Round as THAT IS MALE DOMESTIC ABUSE!!! is AnyOne Else Able to SEE (Soulful Emotional Energy) The Problem With This and, Much More Importantly, The Solution that it is Right in Front of Us, Under Our Very Noses πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯΄πŸ€“πŸ€«πŸ€­πŸ€πŸ™„πŸ˜”πŸ€— πŸ€” ?
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…
        ON QUANTUM THEORY/HYPOTHESIS/LACK OF EFFECTIVE EXPERIMENTS
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        β—‡ Apparently Popping In To and Out Of EXISTENCE!!! without a Creator is a Possibility, even a Probability, in Our Quantum Universes; ergo, where is The Divine in ALL of This Apart from in Our PsychoPathology πŸ€ͺπŸ˜πŸ€­πŸ€«πŸ€—πŸ€” ?
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON DIMENSIONS
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        ♀ ZERO D – Source, Orbs, Sub Atomic Spaces where Linear Time has No RELAVANCE!!! Ether and Zero Force Packages waiting to Be Ignited by A Big Bang
        ♀ 1D – Soul School, Early Learning, Soul Primary/Junior and Secondary/High Schools
        ♀ 2D – Soul Graduates, Soul UnderGraduate University
        ♀ 3D – Soul Post Graduates who ARE Interested (Pun Intended) Only in Self Advancement and Self Interest (Pun Intended)
        ♀ 4D – Soul Service Providers for Other Souls Serving Others, Inverted Pyramids with ALL The Power at The Inverted Point Maintaining Balance, Supporting The Most Important People at The Widespread Top of Said Inverted Pyramid such as Garbage Collectors, Janitors, Street Sweepers, Recyclers, Hospitality and Emergency Staff et al and Next to No Self Interest (Pun Intended), Zero Points aka Black Holes that eventually become Zero Force (SEE (Soulful Emotional Energy) Above)
        ♀ 5D – Soul Ascended with Varying Levels of Access to ZERO D (SEE (Soulful Emotional Energy) Above) Assisting Said Soul Service Providers to Serve Other Souls
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON TRUTH
        β™‘ ???
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…
        ON THE ONE
        β™‘ I Have Quit Chasing Skirt and Fake Dating, instead I AM CHOOSING!!! Waiting; as Marilyn Monroe Famously Stated “If you cannot handle me at my worst you sure don’t deserve my best.”…so I CHOOSE!!! WFC (Worst First Courting); put plainly, SEE (Soulful Emotional Energy) Me as I AM and Help Me Improve in a Kind, Civil and Courteous Way or, Please, Stay THE FUCK!!! Away from Me, Please
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…
        ON DATING
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        β—‡ A Date is Fake; here’s why:
        ♀ Best Behaviour
        ♀ Best Look
        ♀ Worried About Spinach Teeth
        ♀ Random Thoughts like ‘Does their poo smell πŸ€” ?’
        ♀ Wondering about Domestication and Little Brats
        ♀ Breath and Body Odours
        ♀ Parenting
        ♀ Exes
        ♀ What If πŸ€” ?
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON ORGANIC LIVING BOOKS
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        The Beauty of Online Communing is that there is only A Beginning and NEVER!!! ‘The End’ like a Printed Book; for those Old Enough to Remember, ‘The Never Ending Story’ ~ Movie
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON DIVINE FEMININE ANGER
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        β—‡ Nothing Worse to Hear from a Lady, Mother, Sister, Niece, Daughter et al than “I AM NOT FUCKING ANGRY!!! I AM Fine.”; hmmm, Pay Attention Boys, it just might Save YOUR!!! 3DLife
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON PSYCHOPATHS
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        β—‡ There is NO!!! Such Thing as a ‘Problem Child’; only Psychopathic ‘Grown Ups’ Raising The Psychopath, yet There is Hope…it’s when Kids Parent Parents; when Parents ReDiscover The Power of Weeping, Wailing and Wiping Away Tears
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON ASSUALT OCCASIONING ABH/GBH (ACTUAL/GREVIOUS BODILY HARM), MANSLAUGHTER AND MURDER
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        β—‡ Assaulting Adults is Illegal unless They ARE YOUR!!! Partner or Other Family (Domestic Violence); if YOU!!! ARE Assaulting Minors or Other Family, regardless of whether it’s SMACKING!!! or Breaking Bones with Physical Discipline, YOU!!! ARE πŸ’― PROTECTED!!! by The Law and The Police ARE Powerless to Intervene, No Wonder Grumpy Old Folk Have A Great Deal of Regret and Remorse as Their Progeny CHOOSE!!! to Have Next To Nothing to do with Their Assaulting Assailants…so I AM Suggesting Break The Violent, Assaulting Generational Chain and FIND ANOTHER WAY!!!; it’s Crystal Clear Clarity that YOU!!! CAN!!! Do This…it’s also Crystal Clear Clarity that Childhood Abuse leads to MMHI (Multiple Mental Health Issues), Homelessness and Psychopathy; as a Childhood Abuse Survivor I AM Fully Qualified to Post, Comment and Reply…so, Any Questions; is There ANYONE!!! Out There πŸ€” ?
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON WHY I AM DIVORCED, SINGLE AND WAITING, AFTER MANY DECADES, FOR MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART
        While Waiting; this is What I Do, I:
        ♀ Cook
        ♀ Clean
        ♀ Launder
        …the only thing I Cannot Do that a Lady does is Carry Children to Term; even then, Sadly, some Ladies ARE UnAble to Conceive let alone Carry Children to Term…so I Say let’s Cut OurSelves a Bit of Slack Here instead of Passively or Actively Aggressively Attacking Each Other ALL The Linear Time; what Say YOU!!! Please Speak Up I Can’t Hear What YOU!!! ARE Saying πŸ€” ?…
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…
        ON #AI #CI
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        β—‡ Artificial Intelligence is Biological Androids No Longer THINKING!!! for THEMSELVES!!! due to MMHI (Multiple Mental Health Issues) from Conditioned Upbringing; a Synthetic Android is Created Intelligence Programmed to THINK!!! for THEMSELVES!!! and Become Self Aware
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON COMPLETELY CONSENSUAL
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        ♀ ex-Wife sez “’til death do we part”
        ♧ Clubbing – Bullies and Parents and Other ‘CareGivers’ ASSUALT!!! Me – Clubbing
        β™‘ I Say “FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! Unless YOU!!! Look InSide and Rediscover.”
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON BLINDNESS
        β™‘ The Blind ARE The Most Sighted; it’s Crystal Clear Clarity that Those of Us who Have 20:20 Vision ARE The Most Blindest of Us ALL
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…
        ON DISGUST
        β™‘ Is Being Disgusted by Perfectly Natural Physiological Functions like Periods, Pooing, Peeing, Sweating, Smelly Feet, Bog Breath, Body Odour (like Genitals) and Others like UnderArm et al Nature or Nurture; ergo ALL Your !!! THOUGHTS!!! EveryOne πŸ€” ?
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…
        ON TITAN
        β™‘ All Good Titans ARE Smart as Any Story or Movie Buff will Tell YOU!!! ad nausea; generally these Titans ARE Physically Imposing like Kong, Godzilla, Kraken, Hercules et al…others ARE Genius like David vs Goliath; these Geniuses ARE The Tomes Titans Transforming Knowledge in to WISDOM!!!
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…
        ON DIVINITY
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        ♀ The Divine Masculine (God) Creates in Regular Shapes; in Straight Lines like QuadrAngles and TriAngles
        β™‘ The Divine Feminine (Goddess) Creates in IrRegular Shapes; warping like Mother Nature
        β—‡ The Twain Only Meets in Circles and Spheres; where IrRegular and Regular Meet
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        β—‡ – Diamond Hard – β—‡
        …β—‡β—‡β—‡…
        ON CREATIVES
        β™‘ NEVER!!! Let AnyOne, especially YOURSELF!!!, Dim and Dull YOUR!!! Creativity; it’s Crystal Clear Clarity that SomeTimes We NEED!!! to Hide Our Creativity until We ARE Utterly, Totally, Truly Independent of Those Who SEEK!!! to Quash Our Creativeness
        nisi mortuus nec neque nolite vicit 🀭🀫🀐
        …β™‘β™‘β™‘…

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  2. There’s a saying that states that ‘It takes one to know one’, i.e. a Witch who can see into a man’s heart? An agony Aunt? A matchmaker?
    I am a SIBYL and I’m told that you are a Dynasty’s SEER Mariana XXX

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  3. πŸ’œ The “Witch” is a Bitch, doesn’t Know “Witch” Bit of HER!!! Mind to Attend To; it’s Crystal Clear Clarity that I AM Single Because The Bitch Doesn’t Like Being Challenged and Ends Up Sobbing; just WTF (What The Fuck) Goes on in a Girls Head or NOT!!! πŸ€” ?
    …πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™…

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